You Know You Are Getting Older When...

1. You start subscribing to a daily newspaper because you are more interested in what's going on in the world instead of who won the basketball game Friday night.
2. You are more anxious to GIVE Christmas gifts than you are to receive them.
3. You have no idea what to put on your own Christmas list because it's either a) too expensive or b) you already bought it.
4. You wear a hat in winter because it's cold out, and you don't care how stupid you look.
5. You wonder how girls get into those skinny jeans and why they want to.
6. Your husband goes to do the doctor, willingly, twice, in December because you've already met your deductible for the year.